02 – The Best of Stories, The Worst of Stories

The world around Stef had ceased to exist. The only things still tangible in the smoky limbo were her screen and her keyboard. The latter was less real, existing only as an abstract, a tool through which algorithms and codes took shape.

From somewhere in the smoke, a beep reminded her to breathe. Stef took a breath but didn’t dare to blink, lest the fragile connection she had to her task be lost. Losing concentration would mean losing the battle with consciousness, and she’d only been awake for twenty-three hours.

‘I’m awake,’ she said, unconvinced. ‘I am awake.’

A knock from somewhere out in the smoke made her hands slip from the keyboard. She swore, shook them, and began to type again, her gaze never leaving the screen. She was satisfied with the change on the screen. Her hands left the keyboard again, that time of her own accord, one to grab the drink to her left, one to click the mouse three times. After that small pause, she began to type again.

There was another knock, louder that time.

Her nostrils flared, but she made no move to greet the visitor. Whatever they wanted couldn’t have been as important as the task at hand. The firewalls were closing in around her, blocking further access, keeping her from her goal.

Stef looked back to her computer. It wasn’t a difficult hack, but it was a trial of a new methodology and of a lot of untested code, and the closest to an adventure she could have without booting up WoW.

There was a third knock.

Knock, knock, Spyder. Go get the door.

But I’m busy.

Go get the door.

She shook her head and saved the new algorithms. With a few clicks, she killed the connection and the hack, then alt-tabbed to the desktop just in case someone was watching. She pushed herself back from the desk, rolling down the sleeves of her shirt to hide her monitor-bleached skin – lest her landlord give her another pseudo-lecture on how unhealthy she looked – and shook her legs in effort to help them remember how to stand. She spun on her chair and stood on still-uneasy legs, letting the wall provide her with balance as she made her way to the front door.

She crossed the small apartment and groped for the keys on the small entry cupboard.

‘I already put the rent in your box, Mr Jenkins,’ she said as she pulled the door open.

The man standing before her wasn’t her landlord or anyone else she recognised.

A tall, blond man stared down at her. ‘I’m not after the rent.’ He gave her a small smile. ‘Two minutes, thirty-two seconds – most people don’t leave me standing on their doorstep so long. My name is Dorian; may I come in?’

For the eighty-third time since moving into the flat, she silently cursed that the peephole was out of her easy reach.

She stared at the man for a moment, watched him spin a silver pocket watch on a long, tarnished chain, then reached for the door, ready to slam it shut.

‘I wouldn’t do that, Spyder,’ he said as he put a hand near hers. ‘I did come this far to see you, after all.

Stef slammed the door shut – she tried to slam the door shut. Power levels taxed by insomnia were no match for a strong hand on the frame and a doorstop made of foot and expensive leather shoe.

Door close now, plz!

Kick his foot.

She kicked his foot, and he swore. ‘Spyder, you really shouldn’t–’

‘Who the fsck are you?’

‘We went over this; my name is Dorian.’

‘Yeah? So? Who are you?’

A piece of paper was pushed through the shoe-wide crack. It flipped and landed face down on the floor near her feet – she grabbed the corner of it with a socked foot and turned it over.

She let go of the door.

‘Does that mean I can come in?’

She looked back to him, possibilities spinning in her mind. ‘Do I need to invite you in?’

He pushed on the door and stepped over the threshold. ‘No,’ he said. ‘I was just being polite.’

This is not one of your brightest ideas.

All the best stories and all the worst stories start with inviting a strange man into your house.

Which is this?

Don’t know yet. Probably neither.

I don’t like this.

Dorian closed the door behind him, but he made a show of leaving it unlocked. She bent, picked up the piece of paper, and walked through to the lounge room. She sat in the single armchair and made a vague motion towards the couch.

He gave a sigh and pushed at the pile of gaming magazines until there was enough room to sit.

All desire to sleep had fled. ‘I thought this was– This was weeks ago; I thought you’d already hired someone to work with it.’

‘I had,’ he said, straightening his expensive suit. ‘You’re by no means first string. I’ve brought forty-two people on board so far; all but six have left. Some lasted a day; some lasted a week. Apparently, it’s a bit of a challenge.’

‘I’m up for it…presuming that there’s more than just this. I can’t do anything with one page of code.’

‘We do have the complete program. That’s the point: We need to get it working.’

She nodded, her mind spinning in a dozen different directions, half-formed questions waiting to be asked. ‘What’s the pay?’

‘You don’t care about the money,’ he said with a smile. ‘Your response was one of the more verbose, and not once did you ask about the money.’

‘Yeah, you’re right, but I do have rent to pay.’

‘It’s living expenses for now,’ he said. ‘Because of the nature of the work, you’ll need to be sequestered.’ He lifted his briefcase and pulled out a slim folder. ‘Standard non-disclosure agreement.’

‘What am I not disclosing?’

‘I can’t tell you that until you sign the form.’

‘This is beginning to sound like the Manhattan Project 2.0.’

‘Is there something about constant exposure to the internet that makes you people paranoid, or have I just been exceptionally lucky?’

‘Just – just for reference,’ she said as she fixed her eyes on the Guy Fawkes poster across the room. ‘This isn’t some sort of missile defence code thing or to open a secret vault of…evil stuff?’ She gave a self-conscious smile. ‘If this is global domination, I need to know the philosophy before signing up.’ He could be a villain; he could very possibly be a villain. He certainly had the accent for it.

‘Nothing so childish, Spyder,’ he said. ‘We just need to get the rest of the program that section of code belonged to working again. All of the original programmers are…incommunicado, and it’s time sensitive.’

‘Does “incommunicado” mean “dead”?’

‘Yes, Spyder, it does.’

‘You aren’t inspiring confidence, here.’

‘I’m here, aren’t I? That means something.’

‘It means you should hire some professionals,’ she said. ‘If it’s that important, why are you bothering with this…routine? This as a hiring pitch for a long-time job, I can buy – but not if you’re working with a limited window.’

‘Professionals won’t give me what I need.’

She rounded the couch to get a better look at him. ‘And what do you need?’

‘To sound like some people I don’t like very much, we need new perspectives, and I don’t want professionals. They will ask questions that I’m not willing to answer. I need people willing to do a job and walk away.’


‘“Pass”? Really?’

She gave a shrug. ‘Yeah. Pass.’

He leaned forwards and pulled another folder from his briefcase, then extracted one sheet from the slim file and held it up.

She stared at it.

She pushed herself out of the armchair and grabbed for the sheet, but he drew it back from her reach. ‘NDA first, Spyder.’

‘Then give me a fscking pen.’ He gave her a pen, and she scrawled out something that barely resembled her signature and pushed it back at him. ‘Gimme!’ she demanded, and she pulled the sheet from him as soon as he offered it.

‘Well?’ he prompted.

She tore her eyes away from the sheet and ran back to her bedroom.

Two clicks had her desktop shutting down whilst she pulled her laptop bag from the bottom drawer. She retrieved Frankie from his usual place under her pillow, paused briefly to make sure that she had not left him on by accident again, then slid him into the fraying brown bag.

She pulled a heavily vandalised overnight bag from her wardrobe and tossed the first six items of clothing that came into her hands into the open bag – five T-shirts, one pair of pants. She caught sight of her rumpled top in the mirrored door as she wriggled out of her pyjama pants, leaving them with the pile of clothes on the floor.

One more piece of dirty laundry on the floor made no difference at this point. The pants would help to keep the other clothes company. The rest of the laundry had been on the floor for long enough to gain sentience and begin the planning stages of a coup – it would welcome fresh blood, new ideas, or at least another piece of cannon fodder in the soap wars that were to come.

The stench of her stained shirt was inexplicably bad as she pulled it over her head. She gave it a suspicious glance and wondered if that was a sign of a gas leak. There was no reason for it to smell so badly, no reason at all, after all–

I showered on Tuesday…

It’s Tuesday again, Spyder.

The shirt joined the pants on the floor. She reached for the closest clean shirt in the wardrobe – something that had started as a black shirt with white writing, but the writing had faded so badly that it was now just a modern art study in flecks and spots. She tossed the shirt behind her and onto the bed as she rummaged for a pair of pants.

She closed the mirrored door and stared for a moment at the moving shape it contained. She looked up and tried to focus on the odd shape – if it was even there at all, and not some figment of her very active imagination. The shape in the mirror moved, and it became clear, became a man.

Her hands went sweaty against the mirrored door of the wardrobe as hot prickles crawled up her exposed spine. He was looking at her there was no way that he was not looking at her.

I should have closed the door; I should have close the door; I should have closed the door–

Stop it; settle down.

She wrapped her arms around herself and turned halfway so that she could look at him. Instructions to get out, to turn away, to leave her the hell alone died somewhere in her throat, and lodged in the tangible lump of fear there.

Get out! Get out! Get out!

‘I was going to say,’ Dorian said, ‘that there’s no rush; it’s a private car, not a cab.’

He took a few steps into the room, and she felt dizzy.

All thoughts froze as he came closer, and she quickly wrapped her arms more tightly around herself, in an effort to hide her shame. Hot prickles ran up and down her spine, the heat dried her mouth and made her head spin.

She fought the urge to rip the wardrobe door open, to push herself through the clothes and escape through the back of the wardrobe – whether it be to the flat next door or–

Dorian lifted her shirt from the bed and came closer. He extended his hand and stopped when he came in range. His freaky grey eyes stared at her, and she pulled her left hand away from her body to grab the shirt. She clutched the old shirt to her chest and felt some of the blood return to her head, and some of the breath to her body.

He retreated across the room but did not leave. ‘Take your time,’ he said. ‘But one observation, if I may?’

She made a vaguely affirmative noise, her throat still not ready to push out words.

‘Most girls,’ he said, ‘would have covered their breasts, not their scars.’

She stared at the floor, gave a one-shouldered shrug, and waited for him to leave. The door closed, sealed her in, alone and safe, her sanctuary restored. She sank to the carpet, the musty smell familiar, comforting, normal – so very normal in comparison to the last five minutes.

One quick count to ten in binary later, she stood, gave the door a suspicious look, then slowly got dressed.

So, have you decided yet?

Well, I haven’t been axe-murdered yet.

Clothes in place, she dropped a few more items in her overnight bag – USB memory sticks full of pieces of code, little programs, music to code by, codecs that made life easier, and some games in case there were periods of boredom. She zipped up the bag, threw the laptop bag containing Frankie and his accessories over her shoulder, then left the bedroom, dragging the heavier-than-anticipated bag behind her.

Dorian lay on the couch, head on the left arm, feet propped up on the right, left hand holding a cigarette, right hand tapping out something on a smartphone.

‘Got everything you need?’ he asked, not looking up from his phone. ‘If there’s anything more you need, we’ve probably got it already, or we can get the car to bring you back.’

‘I really don’t need that much.’

He slipped the phone into his pocket, stood, and reached for the overnight bag. He tugged it from her hand even while she protested. ‘Let me be a gentleman, Spyder,’ he said as he lifted it.

She grabbed her wallet as she walked past the entryway table, slipped it into her pocket, and pulled the door closed as she followed him. They walked past the adjacent flats, then down the wide internal staircase to the open lobby. The building had once been a hotel, catering to short stays, but the owner had tired of the upkeep and just taken on long-term occupants, charging a small fraction of what the size of the flats and the location warranted.

Mr Jenkins – who always insisted on the “mister” part and had no first name so far as she knew, or who simply didn’t give it out to people under fifty – had the only ground floor flat, the door of which was open as usual and blaring noises from his television, usually shows from the eighties.

If Dorian’s arrival was a case of the worst of stories, then at least he would not have any problem renting the flat, and the sale of the computer equipment would more than cover the cleaning costs. The cost of fighting the rampaging laundry, however, would probably be out-of-pocket on his part.

Dorian pushed open the door, and she stepped out onto the street, the light nearly blinding her. She cursed the sun, natural enemy to hacker and geek alike, and blinked until her eyes adjusted. The temporary blindness served one purpose though: It informed her that she was indeed in reality. Terrible, bright, sleep-deprived reality.

The chauffeur of the dark blue town car stepped forwards and took the bag from Dorian, then held out a hand for her laptop bag. She slid it from her shoulder and watched him pack them gently in the boot. The driver opened the door, and Dorian slid in first, then offered a hand to her.

You are allowed to turn back.

I think I’m going to find out if it’s a worst of stories first.

By then it’ll be too late.

She joined Dorian and pulled the door shut so that the chauffeur had one less menial task to do. She put on her seatbelt as the driver climbed into the car, raising the tinted privacy window.

Dorian laid the folder on her lap and pulled his phone from his pocket again. ‘This is only casual business,’ he said as he gave the phone a slight shake. The car pulled off and into traffic. ‘I’m interested as to your first impressions.’

She pulled out the page she had scribbled on. ‘It’s not a language I’ve seen before. Some of this almost looks familiar, but it doesn’t do what I’d expect, so I think that’s a coincidence, unless coincidences don’t exist, in which case it’s just a thing. Other bits, like here’ – she stabbed a finger at the sheet of paper – ‘that’s just…nothing. I have no idea what that bit is doing there. Or that. Or that.’

‘Have fun,’ he said as he looked down at his phone.

She swallowed. ‘I think I have to ask the obvious question of what your stake in all this is.’

‘I’m doing this for the story.’ He caught her expression. ‘Don’t look at me like that, Spyder. I don’t mean it in the way you think. Not a report. Not a news story. Nothing so…tabloid. Literally, for the story. So many lives these days are pedestrian, carbon copies and attempts at copies, emulation and cliché. The want to be a picture in a magazine… It sickens me.’ He stared at her. ‘It’s a rare chance to be a part of something truly worthwhile. That’s what I get out of this. And I know the financier; I’m doing this as a favour to him.’

She gave him another shrug and went back to the pages of code, scribbling notes in the margins and circling the lines of code that boggled her the most.

Five pages of annotated code later, the car stopped. ‘We’re here,’ Dorian said.

She rolled down the window and stared out at a mansion. The large iron gate rolled open without a sound, and they drove up the circular driveway, giving her barely enough time to take in the grounds and the outlying regions of the massive property.

The driver opened her door, and she stuffed all of the loose printouts back into the folder and stepped out. The mansion rose up in front of her, old – but not too old – and immaculately kept – no chips in the brickwork and no faded paint. The boring kind of big, old house. Big, old houses were only interesting when they contained dust, must, ghosts, secrets, and mysteries that could be solved on a rainy afternoon.

‘The others are on the second floor,’ Dorian said as the heavy front door was pulled open for them. ‘You should have no need of the first floor, as all meals are brought up. If you need something at a non-designated meal time, there should be refreshments lying around, or you can call down to the kitchen.’ He stopped and turned to look at her. ‘And stay off the third floor.’

She gave him a deadpan look. ‘Why, is there a rose in a glass case?’

‘Close,’ he said with a smile. ‘Antique items that we’d rather not have any more exposure then necessary. That, and your financier stays up there. He’s a very private man, and he’s rather unwell, so he’d preferred not to be bothered. ’

‘Yeah, okay. I can deal with that.’

‘The others will introduce themselves,’ he said. ‘Some are choosing to operate under pseudonyms adopted especially for this project. You can, too. That’s your prerogative, though I don’t think you have enough of a reputation to tarnish should you fail.’

She opened her mouth to protest, but he was halfway up the stairs before she could think of anything witty to say. ‘You’re in room five,’ he said. ‘Up this way, Spyder.’

Black-and-white photos stared at her from silver frames, but there was no time to focus on them as he urged her up the stairs. The room was small – barely enough room for the single bed, wardrobe and desk – but it was a comfortable kind of small.

She lifted her laptop bag from the floor as Dorian handed her the key.

‘All the rooms look pretty much the same, so be careful you don’t fall asleep in the wrong bed.’

She gave a shrug.

‘I’ll have everything brought to you, printout and digital copy; there’s stationery in the desk; dinner is at seven. Is there anything else you need?’

‘Coffee,’ she said as she turned Frankie on, the fans whirring to life. ‘Lots of it. Something for a headache. Something to eat – nothing heavy, though.’

‘It’ll be sent up in a little while. For what it’s worth, good luck.’

She gave him a little smile, locked the door after he left, then sat at the bed and stared across at Frankie as the desktop loaded.

Two minutes – two minutes, then I’ll get back up and deal with this.

You really don’t need to bother lying to me.

She put her head on the pillow.

Fine. A subjective two minutes then.

She yawned, closed her eyes, and let sleep finally win.

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01 - Broken Doll
03 - Conversations in the Night

  45 comments for “02 – The Best of Stories, The Worst of Stories

  1. Stormy
    March 17, 2012 at 9:59 pm

    I realise the “stories” element wasn’t a feature of the original version of this chapter, but it’s something I like, at least for this stage of Stef’s development. Remember, it’s her reliance on Narnia that makes her hide in the wardrobe, and on her first night, she read/recites Peter Pan until she falls asleep.

    And just for my own amusement…(Running Totals)
    Stef Dead Count: 1
    Stef Naked Count: 0.5

    • Carradee
      March 18, 2012 at 12:04 am

      That “Stef Naked Count” just made me choke on my own saliva!

      • Stormy
        March 18, 2012 at 12:42 am

        …an inordinate amount of time, so I figured it was worth a count. 😛

        I’ll be adding “cookies required” and other RC tropes as we get to them. 😀

  2. basscatsmith
    March 31, 2012 at 10:09 pm

    She spun on her chair and stood on still-uneasy legs, lettering the wall providing balance as she made her way to the front door.

    Lettering the wall providing?

    Minor formatting thing. Last line should not be in all italics.

    • the leaking pen
      May 2, 2012 at 4:24 pm

      Both fixed, as well as two other typos.

  3. the leaking pen
    May 2, 2012 at 4:25 pm

    I did like the whole, legend of dorian, they say you have 3 minutes thing.

    • Stormy
      May 2, 2012 at 7:35 pm

      …it didn’t make any sense. It seemed more “narrativey” then real, and if nothing else, I’m trying to go for as realistic as I can.

      He keeps the pocket watch though, cause that’s an important part of his own mythology. 😀

      • the leaking pen
        May 2, 2012 at 10:27 pm

        Yeah, I know. I just wanted to make one last petulant whine about it, lol. I do agree , it IS a better overall chapter without it.

        • Stormy
          May 4, 2012 at 9:40 am

          …to whine petulantly. 😀

      • edorfaus
        May 2, 2012 at 11:00 pm

        He keeps the pocket watch though

        This made me think of something I hadn’t considered before (though it’s only tangentially related, if that).

        You know how many people these days (including me) are using their cell phones as timepieces, instead of also wearing wrist watches?

        What I hadn’t considered was that this, in a way, is a step back towards using pocket watches, as the cell phones are kept in pockets like those watches would be, instead of on the wrist…

        (Yes, yes, I know there are wrist phones… They’re not all that popular though, relatively.)

        • Anonymous
          May 4, 2012 at 3:26 am

          now i want a cell phone that is shaped like a pocket watch….

        • Stormy
          May 4, 2012 at 9:46 am

          …me too. 😀

        • the leaking pen
          May 4, 2012 at 10:18 pm

          that… was me. weird, must have gotten logged out. I knew the captcha being asked was strange.

          but seriously, make the entire face an lcd, so you can have an image of a watch that changes to be whatever you need. And it would be great for hiding, who would look at a domed glass watch face that looks like a watchface, and think it WASN’T

        • Stormy
          May 4, 2012 at 10:41 pm

          …even have a special unlock, like you have to drag one of the hands around in order for it to unlock. 😀

        • the leaking pen
          May 4, 2012 at 10:50 pm

          that…. is a great idea.

          you know, just a skin for a regular smartphone that looks that way would be cool too….

        • Stormy
          May 4, 2012 at 11:35 pm

          …there’s an app for it. 😀

        • edorfaus
          May 5, 2012 at 4:15 pm

          I want one too, now.

          Kinda like this, just with a better-looking interface… Too bad that’s just a design, not an actual product. 🙁

          I did a little bit of googling, but it doesn’t seem like anyone’s actually selling anything quite like that. :/ Closest I’ve found was this, which isn’t really very close at all. Pretty much all the other results are for things that look like pocket watches but aren’t themselves phones, just accessories…

          As for unlock methods, do you even need locking when you have a lid? 😛 I do like that idea for how to do it though! 🙂

          And I think OLED would be better than LCD for the screen, but whatever works…

          Hmm, now that I think about it, we could probably design and 3D print such a case for the GTA04, since its hardware and software is open source (so the interface could be whatever we want it to be)… But, since the screen isn’t circular, it wouldn’t be quite the same, and it would necessarily be rather bigger than I’d like, to fit the electronics inside. 🙁

          Bah, someone should just visit the local Agency and get a tech recruit to require one for each of us, and then distribute them. 😛

        • the leaking pen
          May 5, 2012 at 9:53 pm

          and that design is from 2008! nice.

        • Stormy
          May 7, 2012 at 12:18 am

          Like that, but with a totally better interface (I know it’s just a design, but surely they’d want to capitalise on the watch look?).

          But, since the screen isn’t circular, it wouldn’t be quite the same, and it would necessarily be rather bigger than I’d like, to fit the electronics inside. 🙁
          It could be circular if we custom-designed it, just maybe a bit thicker than usual, but that would be worth it to have the coolest phone. 😀

        • Anayilea
          May 31, 2012 at 3:24 pm

          ..Off topic but not. I read this article the other day on implanted cellular devices. They would need rules for these! I keep thinking of all the dumb laws we have in the states… I remember hearing of a law down south that states “It is illegal to tie the leash on your alligator to a light pole” or some such nonsense. Stupid laws come from stupid people doing stupid things. So an implanted interface? Oh man… Bad images of Ashton Kutcher getting one implanted on his penis. *ringring* Oh please excuse me while I answer my penis call! *insert pants unzipping here*….

          Yes I hope that image makes your stomach turn like it did mine!!!

        • Stormy
          May 31, 2012 at 7:51 pm

          Yes I hope that image makes your stomach turn like it did mine!!!
          …it’s just a penis? *shrug*

          I would imagine though that a risk of, ahem, impairing function would be more of a deterrent than anything else.

        • the leaking pen
          June 1, 2012 at 1:54 am

          on the other hand, the built in vibrate function…

        • Stormy
          June 1, 2012 at 11:22 am

          …why can I see this becoming a reality show?

        • Wraith
          June 1, 2012 at 3:46 pm

          Either that or a bad porn?

        • the leaking pen
          June 1, 2012 at 5:22 pm

          or good porn, if done right

        • Anayilea
          June 3, 2012 at 8:40 pm

          …Wasn’t based on p3nis… It was based on how icky Ashton Kutcher is. Just to clarify.

        • the leaking pen
          June 3, 2012 at 10:22 pm

          he’d be a bit too skinny for my tastes if my tastes ran to men, but icky?

        • Anayilea
          June 7, 2012 at 3:05 pm


          His chest is sooooo weird.

        • Anayilea
          June 7, 2012 at 3:06 pm

          O.o look how wide i made the page!!!

        • Stormy
          June 8, 2012 at 9:44 pm

          …into dangerous territory, be careful of what follows you back.

        • Anayilea
          June 8, 2012 at 11:08 pm


          As long as I can nickname whatever comes back Squishy, I am kosher.

        • Stormy
          May 4, 2012 at 10:35 am

          …it’s also a step back towards how cool pocket watches look. 😀

  4. jelbi
    May 21, 2012 at 10:14 pm

    “that had started as a black shirt with white writing, but the writing had faded so badly that it was now just a modern art study in flecks and spots.”

    Just out of curiosity, isn’t it usually the black that fades, not the white? I’m having difficulty imagining a spotty shirt based on that description, unless the black bled into the white instead?

    • Stormy
      May 22, 2012 at 7:59 am

      …but the white stuff peels and cracks.

      • jelbi
        May 22, 2012 at 9:29 pm

        I get it now, thanks. I didn’t think of that.

        • Stormy
          May 24, 2012 at 8:15 pm

          …reword it, so it’s clearer.

        • the leaking pen
          May 25, 2012 at 9:11 pm

          white paint writing or white puff writing , one word addition that makes it clear what kind of writing on a shirt you mean.

        • Stormy
          May 26, 2012 at 12:31 am


        • the leaking pen
          May 28, 2012 at 9:01 am

          :puts a finger under stormy’s chin before her head turns into a bobblehead:

        • Stormy
          May 28, 2012 at 9:04 am

          *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble* *bobble*

        • ValkyriePhoenix
          June 1, 2012 at 12:37 am

          or trade “faded” for “peeled”

        • Stormy
          June 1, 2012 at 11:24 am

          …solves all the problems, actually. 😀

  5. lightdefender
    November 20, 2014 at 4:22 am

    At least on the mobile site, the next button from this chapter leads to chapter five of require: holiday.

    I also can’t figure out how to log in on the mobile site.

    • Stormy
      November 27, 2014 at 8:09 am

      I think I need to get a new mobile site – maybe use a different plug-in to the default one provided by Jetpack.

  6. thebes
    August 25, 2016 at 12:03 am

    Antique items that we’d rather not have any more exposure then necessary. —>
    Antique items that we’d rather not have any more exposure THAN necessary.

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