...five minutes before someone requires your trenchcoat away. :P
*digs around for a welcome package*
Ok, we've got...no wait, that's a recruit, you can't have them. *shoos recruit away*
*hands over a tablet version, containing the translated works from the Library of Alexandria, a flame-thrower programmed to automatically refill it's marshmallow container and a thought-activated alarm clock*
Ambush?
And I know what is in your trenchcoat you hold no secrets from me.
...five minutes before someone requires your trenchcoat away. :P
*digs around for a welcome package*
Ok, we've got...no wait, that's a recruit, you can't have them. *shoos recruit away*
*hands over a tablet version, containing the translated works from the Library of Alexandria, a flame-thrower programmed to automatically refill it's marshmallow container and a thought-activated alarm clock*
Reality is a formality.
Ah, much appreciated. *munches on the alarm clock*
I should have come here sooner. I could have used the flame-thrower last week. It's cold in Colorado.
a welcome package should always have cookies...or else they start nomming on other stuff. Whups. Too late...
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Why Meekie DARLING are you volunteering to be nommed on by Shade?
I was offering cookies....
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now now, no offering up nubile young ladies for sacrifice! you know better!
welcome shade. do the binge!
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