The Interview...

...ok, so sometime after her gala, Stef's going to do an interview, so I figured I'd throw the floor open and maybe crowdsource a few of the questions.
Just like the presents thread, there's no guarantee I'll use anything - it'll depend on how the chapter goes, so ask away. :D
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...if I run out of room in the chapter, if there's enough questions that will get fun/interesting answers, I could run it as a feature on Stef's Facebook. :D
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the only type of questions i can think of are questions about sex or sexual orientation
I'm not crazy. I prefer the term 'reality impaired'
...it will be interesting, given how fairies revere asexuals as something to aspire to...
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. . . did not even think of that . . .
Damn.
*hangs his head in shame, hands Stormy back his MV-scholar hat and wanders off, muttering to himself*
to be honest i'd completly forgotten the sotrmy had told us that stef is asexual so that wasnt on my mind when i posted about sex. i just thought it woukd be funny seeing her reaction
I'm not crazy. I prefer the term 'reality impaired'
...it isn't something that's talked about a lot, and the interview will actually be the first time Stef's said it in canon. :)
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*gives hat back*
Your name's already on it, it's not like anyone else can use it!
And stop beating yourself up, it's not like we've spent a tonne of time deconstructing fairy society, we're only five books in, we've got so far to go. :)
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Stef is going to end up with a devoted religion, isn't she? Saves the world, asexual, overwhelmingly modest and unassuming. Her choosing to be an agent could maybe even cause an increase in approval trends toward the agency by association.
...would be frankly terrifying. Stef can barely take a compliment, let alone an entire religion.
Maybe a tumblr, she could probably handle a tumblr, but not a church. >_>
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You haven't really touched on religion(s) in fae land yet, have you?
...and I should at some point. :P
For now, it's enough to say that they aren't very religious, preferring to pay tribute to historical/current figures (along the lines of people who worship Joss Whedon as a god or whatnot).
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Hard to know what they would ask without knowing how much said interviewers would know about Stef. Also what kind of interview is it? is it like some rolling stone pop magazine OMG you're so awesome and we worship you *giggle* or more of a "Hi, I'm Barbra Walters and I'm gonna make you cry now."?
*Puts on his MV-Scholar hat*
Imagine if you will, a large crowd of journalists/paparazzi. Imagine Stef's reaction to such a crowd. Imagine, if you will, a somewhat geeky guy in the back that blogs for a Gawker-type site.
That somewhat geeky guy is the one who will be doing the interview.
He can be bribed to ask some of the questions that the journalists from the larger publications want asked though. . .
Question= "How does it feel to have $$$ worth of mirror in your chest? and do you feel justified keeping it all to yourself?"
Cus Ryan said that people knew now so they would have researched how much Stef has.
Question= "How did you get chosen to be integrated into an Angel from a human"
If they knew she started off human Or
Question= "Why do you choose to use a female form?"
Question= "How much will you sell your wings for?"
I know, journalism is all about trying to ask the questions your readers want to know the answers to, but still. . .
Question= "How much will you sell your wings for?"
Are you trying to make me sound like a complete ass?
*pouts*
Considering Curt will be in the room, if that gets asked, I would assume sharp things will get required and pointed. :P
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:D:D:D:D:D:D I know that is why I thought of it! but the journalists will not necessarily know they are an item they just wants to know how much to start the bidding at
The major fae auction site, unlike eBay, does let people sell their virginity to the highest bidder. >_>
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...have a rough guess, but no where near an accurate amount, since Stef herself doesn't even know how much mirror she has right now.
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In this day and age in which more human children who would be Lost are instead retreating into the internet and other forms of recreation, how do you reconcile your appointing the Lost as your charity with your own self stated image of a "hacker" and computerphile?
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Potential answer: If anything, the internet is making it easier for more children to be Lost in the first place.
possibly, but in my mind, its also creating a lot of places where people who would be Lost otherwise have a peer group. Like this place, or the Basement, or /b/.
Glad you like stormy, I do try!
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...and that's the answer that Stef will give, that it's really an excellent stop-gap measure for the Lost, helping people that they don't have the resources to assist.
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I like this one. :D
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It's been stated that you are fond of cookies, especially chocolate chip. What's wrong with M and M (or smarties) instead of straight chips?
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...she could come up with some conspiracy theory to explain why she prefers plain chips...
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This is your last chance to get questions in!
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could be mean and ask "why are you dressed like /that/?"
Could be nice and ask "What is your fav OS and why?"
Could be malicious and ask about Russia....
*Devil* Yes go on ask about Russia and how she let some of the murdering solstice escape
*Devil* Yes go on ask about Russia and how she let some of the murdering solstice escape
She didn't let any escape, Grigori's daughter (Anna?) had backup surrounding the place because Stef knew she wouldn't be able to stop people from running.
Ana/Anastasia got some of her tougher siblings there in time and captured or killed them all. ^_^
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I could see a huge possibility of someone having gotten wind of the dorian grey stuff, and asking about her relationship with dorian grey, and her "relationship" with dorian grey, ifyaknowwhatimean
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