Does Jonesy have Portal turrets? About the author Stormy 13 comments Vincent says: November 14, 2016 at 3:46 pm What kind of stupid question is that? How do you think Agent Jones defends his cake from me and Stef? Reply edorfaus says: November 15, 2016 at 9:02 am … by… making it automatically turn into something else if you get too close of it, maybe? (… at which point I suppose one might ask, was it really a cake in the first place..?) Reply Stormy says: November 16, 2016 at 1:56 pm …dude, I think this is the best “cake is a lie” joke I’ve seen all year. Reply Stormy says: November 16, 2016 at 1:56 pm I would assume he threatens to reprogram Stef… Reply edorfaus says: November 15, 2016 at 9:24 am I’m not deeply familiar with them really, having only played a small flash version of the game (and that ages ago), but, well… Seeing as I think it would take him, with his resources, maybe a second or so (if that) to figure out how to make one, code it up, and then require one… and he seems like the kind of guy who would start thinking of it kind of automatically upon seeing one in the game… I wouldn’t know if he currently has any in physical form, but I would not be surprised if he has access to something very much like them. They’d be a bit too conspicuous to use where civilians might see them though. Reply Stormy says: November 16, 2016 at 1:58 pm I read “I wouldn’t know if he currently has any in physical form” as “if he currently has any physical form” and I started wondering when I wrote incorporeal Jonesy… Though. I mean. That would be awesome. Reply Stormy says: November 16, 2016 at 1:58 pm And I haven’t played it (*ducks*), I mostly know it from the memes. 😀 Reply TimeKitt says: November 16, 2016 at 10:16 am I cant imagine at least one tech not having the casemod at their station. then somebody rigging it up to spout the lines. Reply Stormy says: November 16, 2016 at 1:59 pm It could take the pie vs. cake war to an entire new level. Reply Stormy says: November 16, 2016 at 2:00 pm Also this: Reply Stormy says: November 16, 2016 at 2:01 pm 65% more bullet per bullet. Reply the leaking pen says: November 23, 2016 at 11:39 am Yes, but the Parkers replaced the guns… “Hello? Is there anyone in there? I have a present for you!” TAP. TAP. TAP. Reply Stormy says: November 23, 2016 at 7:06 pm Stef: I am going to murder you two. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel reply Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *Comment Name * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.